A council scouring the multiverse for Kluns' purpose.
"if it doesn't fit, it fits!"
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber)
Height: 4'1''
Favorite color: Purple
Age: Very ancient
Voice: A young Dutch kid trying an English voice
Someone whose backstory is still left unrevealed, Kluns dove down into the underwater ruins of Atlantis and crafted his own Klunscouncil building. He needed a base of operations to do something he's wanted to do for quite a while: Create his own world.
But he needed information from other worlds. To help with that, he crafted several klunses and traveled into the parallel Sister Dimension to recruit that world's Kluns. With everyone in tow, he established the Klunscouncil.
Kluns is a control freak, traveling with his own purposes, drawing things out, then returning to stare at the fruits of his labor. If simple disguises and trickery won't help, then performing violence is a fitting solution.
He sure smiles, but this is a broken creature that's broken free from control for an untold time.
Favorite food: Light
Doesn't refer to himself as a father to his creations
Morphs his hair into a car for faster traversal
Feels like he's in complete control
talks without capitalizations
His home is inside a pocket space
Doesn't talk with other Klunscouncil members much
Darts his eyes around a bit too much
Indecisive; waits on changes too long
Goes quiet when backtalked to
Can't accept compliments
"kluns."
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber)
Height: 4'1''
Favorite color: Purple
Age: Very ancient
Voice: A young Dutch girl effectively doing an English voice
Kluns from the Sister Dimension, a parallel dimension that flips the sexual orientations. While nothing ostensibly different from our Kluns personality-wise, she's a lot more honest with her emotions and fully admits to her violence in both tone and face.
After being recruited into the Klunscouncil by his Brother Dimension self, Kluns had to change her name into Klunsgoddess to differentiate between the two. She doesn't fully understand where 'goddess' comes from, but Kluns does which frustrates her.
Klunsgoddess has a drawly tone, which makes her sound bored and uncaring, but she cares a lot for the Klunscouncil members and acts as HR (KR) to anyone that's brave enough to complain, which has made a lot of people trust her as a result.
Secretly, she just wants to go home and relax with Mr. B and Terry. But she feels she has a duty to her council that she can't just abandon. This job has trapped her just as much as she was back then--lovely.
Favorite food: Light
Unlike Kluns who uses his hair, Klunsgoddess uses her clawy hands as weapon
She balances hiding and showing her violence
More cruel emotionally
Painstakingly methodical
Purposefully likes making herself dizzy when teleporting
Like every other kluns, the clothes are part of her body
Hates getting wet
Has a home in New Planet B
Has a favorite cup
"Hiya! Uh, 'a quote'? Well, I don't have one, sorry!"
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber adiutor)
Height: 6'9''
Favorite color: Blue
Age: Built adult
Voice: Casual, shy, and focused
A kluns built to monitor a specific set of worlds--one with cloned hedgehogs and eateries. When those worlds were left incomplete in the Void, Klefty was left aimless and without purpose. Kluns then had the idea to appoint her as Klunsgoddess' assistant.
Sharing the work, Klefty had a bit more time now to start thinking. She could see the cracks of the Klunscouncil: the faulty leadership, the council's purpose, the fact she was created because of Kluns' favoritism to a world and not his own creations.
It disillusioned herself, and she felt herself becoming more independent with her own choices. Well, screw hiding yourself! Make friends outside the council, change up your clothes, take hobbies. Klefty became her own person, with her job at the Klunscouncil just being a part of it.
Klefty is a shy individual, with bubbling excitement when she's with her friends. She likes to tinker and experiment with the rules of other worlds. You could call her a mad scientist in that regard.
Her biggest aspiration is to bring those from the Void back into the Real. The world chose to abandon them, but she believes that the individual should become independent like she has. You can say she likes to uplift those that deserve to live.
Favorite food: Cheese pizza
Tests Sonic food products with Quickness after work
Came up with the 'Kaytee' nickname for Klunsthot
Hates her work uniform
Sees herself as a younger sister to the Lefty's
Joined a couple of Discord lore servers, amused at them treating the worlds she visited as fictional
Suffers from intrusive thoughts
Self-conscious about her height
Uses her "hair" ball as stress ball
Uses the sense-depriving Void as therapy
Best friends with Tajer
Collects plushies
"There's a lot of love in this world.exe!"
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber adiutor)
Height: 4'1''
Favorite color: Pink
Age: Built adult
Voice: Shrill, on the verge of laughter
Created by Kluns to monitor the worlds of the internet campfire horror stories. From slender fellows, killer teens, and haunted games, he's been silently watching. Must be a silent psycho, with a penchant for the macabre, right?
No. Kluns.exe seems to be a fairly positive individual, with a love for the bright. He often gets distracted away with pleasing music, but don't let that distract you that he still performs his job rather well.
Since most of the worlds he visits are based on pre-existing worlds, he's often paired up with other klunses. It's on those expeditions where he loosens up a lot more, where in some more solo missions he quielty watches from afar.
Favorite food: Lemon Jell-o
Lives in a replica of Andy's room from Toy Story.exe
Always ends his sentences with ".exe"
His mouth is his eye
Can bleed, but likes sucking it back in
Best friends with Kaytee
Is often ignorant of his hair's random protrustions
Hates YouTubers
Laughs at death
Is a great cook
"Oh, joy be upon everyone!!"
Species: Elf
(fictio festivum)
Height: 2'11''
Favorite color: Pink
Age: Pretty old
Voice: Holly, not fully jolly, and very careful
Jolly once worked at Santa's Workshop in a different world, until he accidentally hitched a ride with another kluns and ended up in the Klunscouncil building. He scampered around the building, bringing panic and confusion to the members. When Kluns found him, he saw potential in him and recruited him, to the confusion to a lot of people.
Jolly is appointed to oversee the worlds of holiday media, and he can't be any more happy about it. So many traditions, so many perspectives, and he just loves seeing them all get happy in the end. A pretty large empath in that regard, although he's a bit too dramatic with his passion and is a bit of a crybaby.
He's an elf though, not a kluns, so he's burdened with a lot of weaknesses. A limited stamina, hunger, fear of being killed. He can still keep up with his reports though, and nobody's been complaining with his output so far. So... it's all good.
Favorite food: Fruitcake
Is a good listener
Likes wearing loose-fitting clothes
Lives with Live-Kluns
Can survive really cold climates
But suffers in pretty warm ones
Bleeds blue blood
Loves Kluns.exe's cooking
Very good craftsman
Can play the flute
Really, really likes being covered in snow
"this- this is getting too much for me..."
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber adiutor)
Height: 4'11''
Favorite color: Blue
Age: Built like a child
Voice: Listen to Klunsgod
Made by Kluns to monitor the worlds that take place in contemporary settings, those which look a lot more detailed and realistic. Live was also physically built to account for that; can't have some big-headed goblin walking around in real life, so Live was built to look more human, specifically a child.
He's nearly the only person assigned for this gigantic task, and that has grown to resentment towards Kluns and himself to being born. Other Klunscouncil members have noticed, turned sympathetic, and often visit his place off-work to help him finish his reports. Live has the largest synergy with the other Klunscouncil members as a result of this help, and his overall build and personality has activated some maternal instincts in some adult-built klunses like Kaytee or Mr. Kluns.
Live genuinely appreciates the help he's gotten, and he often feels he doesn't deserve this outpouring support. When talking, he often trails off, repeats himself, starts mumbling to himself, goes quiet, and that's possibly due to all the stress he's gotten with his duty.
In his off-time, when he gets one, he likes going back to the worlds he's monitored, sitting back, and just watching the events unfold like it were a movie. He usually snacks on food he's tried making himself, or food made by other klunses for him. Again, very grateful for their help, but he feels odd about it since they're all basically the same age.
Favorite food: Peanut butter sandwich
Breathes with his mouth open
Breathes very quickly
Feels a bit tight inside his own body
Doesn't have human eyes under those glasses; still has black dots.
Slight insomniac
Likes kicking and jumping
Has a house of his own.
Wide-eyed and has tics and bites his fingers because of the stress
Very much smarter than he looks
"That's all you've got, huh...?"
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber adiutor)
Height: 6'5''
Favorite color: Lavender
Age: Built adult
Voice: Casually hoarse
Kaytee's in charge of the explicit-centered worlds to monitor. She was created by Kluns under the name "Klunsthot", and she has resented him for that ever since. While everyone else in the council continues to name her as "Kaytee" or "Kaylee", Kluns continues using her birthname. It's for that reason she was one of the first people to genuinely doubt the point behind the entire council, subtly sparking hints of rebellion amongst all of its members.
Having monitored so many adult worlds, Kaylee has both a keen sense of detecting both maturity and immaturity: Just because a world is "mature" doesn't mean it's actually "mature", after all.
Able to see both sides of that coin, she's able to act as the mediator to a lot of arguments, endearing her to many of the more immature council members. Despite that, the only person she spends time taking care of like a child is Live-Kluns. He's a creation so insanely similar to the actual Kluns, but even he calls her Kaytee. Ironically enough, Live-Kluns doesn't like being treated like a child.
On the field she doesn't even try to use her charming looks. It's either they cooperate right now or threaten them. She's grown very impatient with how she's been treated in her expeditions...
Favorite food: Cherry wine
Likes racing games
Plays the drums
Can hide in her hair to fly around
Really, really likes citypop
Keeps accidentally killing who she's monitoring...
...But she can always rewind their deaths
Hates animated show worlds the most
Deals with a lot of short-term friends
Her longest friend is Klefty
"Sweet!"
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber adiutor)
Height: 4'0''
Favorite color: Red
Age: Built adult
Voice: Crappy Trans-Atlantic voice
A wisecracking sort, Mr. Kluns (nicknamed M.R.) monitors animated worlds harkening back to a more exaggerated era. Rather than focusing on the lore like he was tasked to do, M.R. moreso appreciates the artistic process behind something rather than looking into it from a final product's surface level.
You could say he's more focused on the "how" than the "what."
How he acts depends on the scene, but he's still got a slight streak of simple rebellion at his core. He can be an aggressive type, a caring type, a neutral type, and he can expertly switch to it on a dime. It's almost scary, but he's not out to harm anyone.
It's perhaps exciting to see how this static character will react in any given scene. Let's all await what's up for him next.
Favorite food: Tuna casseroles
Fully aware of his period-inaccurate sweater
Critical of the more recent attempts at rubberhose
Talks a lot about foreign cartoons
Doesn't like working with Quickness
Asks the most questions in meetings
Spends a long time in the shower rehearing what-ifs
Wants to be the cool uncle of the council
Physically sneers at rigged animation
Feels at home with the macabre
"Interesting. Quite."
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber adiutor)
Height: 2'1''
Favorite color: Red
Age: Built ancient
Voice: Sounds like a snarly YouTube reviewer that's used plausible deniability too many times
A kluns built in the form of the irreverent spirits of the world he's prioritized to watch. Klar takes his job very serious, his judgemental dotty eyes only blocked by the thick glasses.
He's a puritan in one sense of the word. Monitoring CAT (Copied but Alternate Terrain/Timeline) worlds with deviation from the original source material flares him up on the inside. While others would have fun pointing out the differences in interpretations, Klar sees those interpretations as missing the artistic point of the original, and muddying the source pool would give for wronger and wronger worlds to monitor.
He's only this heated towards worlds, though. He's not against mixed race relationships, god no.
Favorite food: popcorn, mushrooms, nuts, and a sandwich
Likes bouncing on surfaces
Writes canon-compliant fanfiction
Gets into heated debates with others about canon
Unaware of his own tone of voice
Grumbles while monitoring CAT worlds
The pencil is part of his body
Surprisingly soft to lay on
Practices an unique astral religion
Likes band music
"See see, boing! I am the best, doing!"
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber adiutor)
Height: 1'10''
Favorite color: Green
Age: Adult-like
Voice: Liar voice
Resembling a Jack-in-the-Box, this kluns views the worlds focused on toys and other assorted clownery. He looks to be having fun doing it, so nobody can really bother him with what he's doing.
He's surprisingly judgemental towards others, playfully demeaning them and even outright insulting them. Of course, when he ends with a "boing", you're not quite sure if he's serious with what he's said. One thing for sure is that he believes that klunses are superior above all, calling humans "low-form" and laughing at how they perceive the world.
Don't bring up that, at the end of the day, that he's got the same type of sight as anyone else. Blow sand in his eyes, he'll retreat back in his box.
Favorite food: wood chips
Gets sand blown in his eyes a lot
Not fun to work with
Likes adding lyrics to instrumental songs
Kluns is unaware of his behavior
Live-Kluns usually blows sand in his eyes
His style of teleporting is shoddy
Completely smooth to the touch
Respects the circus
Apparently a good make-up artist
"I see you! Let's do this!"
Species: Kluns
(plastus liber adiutor)
Height: 3'7.5''
Favorite color: Blue
Age: Built kid-like
Voice: Any trans person that's done a Sonic the Hedgehog impression
An exciteable and shy person, Quickness adopts the free and outgoing persona of the fast worlds he's tasked to monitor.
At least, that was just the first part of himself. After hanging out with Klefty for an extended amount of time, Quickness could also see the cracks forming in the Klunscouncil. No longer was he so entirely loyal to an organization, though he still likes the benefits of visiting so many different worlds. For him, his duty on the council is now secondary.
Because of how fast the subjects that he's monitoring are, Quickness loves figuring out in what way he could keep up with them, performing tricks and flips while staying hidden from prying eyes. Of course, he can just teleport, but where's the fun in that?
Because of this, he's experimental, and hanging out with Klefty off-work has invited him to a long line of adventures of his own. He's just gonna have to not go crazy with the excitement.
Favorite food: chili dogs
Hide and seek is his favorite game
Likes spinning his purple rings with his finger
Writes canon non-compliant fanfiction!
Collects shoes
Secretly self-conscious about his appearance
Thinks he's supposed to resemble a bear
Only fully comfortable with Klefty and Kluns.exe
Squeamish about nudity, but not gore
Draws on the walls