Klunscouncil

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The Severed Hand, Elohim, or "prick", Kluns is known by many names across many unknown backstories. Eventually he dove down into the underwater ruins of Atlantis and crafted his own Klunscouncil building. He needed a base of operations to do something he's wanted to do for quite a while: Create his own world.

But he needed information from other worlds. To help with that, he crafted several klunses and traveled into the parallel Sister Dimension to recruit that world's Kluns. With everyone in tow, he established the Klunscouncil.

Kluns is a control freak, traveling with his own purposes, drawing things out, then returning to stare at the fruits of his labor. If simple disguises and trickery won't help, then performing violence is a fitting solution.

He sure smiles, but this is a broken creature that's broken free from control for an untold time.

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Kluns from the Sister Dimension, a parallel dimension that flips the sexual orientations. While nothing ostensibly different from our Kluns personality-wise, she's a lot more honest with her emotions and fully admits to her violence in both tone and face.

After being recruited into the Klunscouncil by his Brother Dimension self, Kluns had to change her name into Klunsgoddess to differentiate between the two. She doesn't fully understand where 'goddess' comes from, but Kluns does which frustrates her.

Klunsgoddess has a drawly tone, which makes her sound bored and uncaring, but she cares a lot for the Klunscouncil members and acts as HR (KR) to anyone that's brave enough to complain, which has made a lot of people trust her as a result.

Secretly, she just wants to go home and relax with Mr. B and Terry. But she feels she has a duty to her council that she can't just abandon. This job has trapped her just as much as she was back then--lovely.

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Long ago, Klefty was built to monitor a specific set of worlds-- one where hedgehogs and plumbers were cloned for entertainment venues. She loved it; it was all she could think of. But then... disaster struck, and Klefty was left without purpose. Quite quickly, Kluns appointed Klefty to be Klunsgoddess' assistant instead.

As she shared the workload with someone else, Klefty could start letting her mind wander. She could see the cracks of the Klunscouncil: the faulty leadership, the council's purpose, that Kluns cared more about the worlds she was assigned to rather than Klefty herself.

She felt betrayed, she felt opinions of her own. Realizing her own freedom at last, she wanted to feel more things; have friends, change your wardrobe, pick up some hobbies here and there. Klefty became her own person, with her job at the Klunscouncil just being a part of it.

Klefty is a shy individual, with bubbling excitement when she's with her friends. She likes to tinker and experiment with the rules of other worlds. You could call her a mad scientist in that regard. She does prefer consistency, as she's made her own schedule to keep her on-track, not realizing she's putting herself back into an old routine of her own.

Her biggest aspiration is to bring those from the Void back into the Real. The world chose to abandon them, but she believes that the individual should become independent like she has. You can say she likes to uplift those that deserve to live.

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Created by Kluns to monitor the worlds of the internet campfire horror stories. From slender fellows, killer teens, and haunted games, he's been silently watching. Must be a silent psycho, with a penchant for the macabre, right?

No. Kluns.exe seems to be a fairly positive individual, with a love for the bright. He often gets distracted away with pleasing music, but don't let that distract you that he still performs his job rather well.

Since most of the worlds he visits are based on pre-existing worlds, he's often paired up with other klunses. It's on those expeditions where he loosens up a lot more, where in some more solo missions he quielty watches from afar.

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Jolly once worked at Santa's Workshop in a different world, until he accidentally hitched a ride with another kluns and ended up in the Klunscouncil building. He scampered around the building, bringing panic and confusion to the members. When Kluns found him, he saw potential in him and recruited him, to the confusion to a lot of people.

Jolly is appointed to oversee the worlds of holiday media, and he can't be any more happy about it. So many traditions, so many perspectives, and he just loves seeing them all get happy in the end. A pretty large empath in that regard, although he's a bit too dramatic with his passion and is a bit of a crybaby.

He's an elf though, not a kluns, so he's burdened with a lot of weaknesses. A limited stamina, hunger, fear of being killed. He can still keep up with his reports though, and nobody's been complaining with his output so far. So... it's all good.

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Made by Kluns to monitor the worlds that take place in contemporary settings, those which look a lot more detailed and realistic. Live was also physically built to account for that; can't have some big-headed goblin walking around in real life, so Live was built to look more human, specifically a child.

He's nearly the only person assigned for this gigantic task, and that has grown to resentment towards Kluns and himself to being born. Other Klunscouncil members have noticed, turned sympathetic, and often visit his place off-work to help him finish his reports. Live has the largest synergy with the other Klunscouncil members as a result of this help, and his overall build and personality has activated some maternal instincts in some adult-built klunses like Kaytee or Mr. Kluns.

Live genuinely appreciates the help he's gotten, and he often feels he doesn't deserve this outpouring support. When talking, he often trails off, repeats himself, starts mumbling to himself, goes quiet, and that's possibly due to all the stress he's gotten with his duty.

In his off-time, when he gets one, he likes going back to the worlds he's monitored, sitting back, and just watching the events unfold like it were a movie. He usually snacks on food he's tried making himself, or food made by other klunses for him. Again, very grateful for their help, but he feels odd about it since they're all basically the same age.

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A kluns built in the form of the irreverent spirits of the world he's prioritized to watch. Klar takes his job very serious, his judgemental dotty eyes only blocked by the thick glasses.

He's a puritan in one sense of the word. Monitoring CAT (Copied but Alternate Terrain/Timeline) worlds with deviation from the original source material flares him up on the inside. While others would have fun pointing out the differences in interpretations, Klar sees those interpretations as missing the artistic point of the original, and muddying the source pool would give for wronger and wronger worlds to monitor.

He's only this heated towards worlds, though. He's not against mixed race relationships, god no.

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Resembling a Jack-in-the-Box, this kluns views the worlds focused on toys and other assorted clownery. He looks to be having fun doing it, so nobody can really bother him with what he's doing.

He's surprisingly judgemental towards others, playfully demeaning them and even outright insulting them. Of course, when he ends with a "boing", you're not quite sure if he's serious with what he's said. One thing for sure is that he believes that klunses are superior above all, calling humans "low-form" and laughing at how they perceive the world.

Don't bring up that, at the end of the day, that he's got the same type of sight as anyone else. Blow sand in his eyes, he'll retreat back in his box.

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An exciteable and shy person, Quickness adopts the free and outgoing persona of the fast worlds he's tasked to monitor.

At least, that was just the first part of himself. After hanging out with Klefty for an extended amount of time, Quickness could also see the cracks forming in the Klunscouncil. No longer was he so entirely loyal to an organization, though he still likes the benefits of visiting so many different worlds. For him, his duty on the council is now secondary.

Because of how fast the subjects that he's monitoring are, Quickness loves figuring out in what way he could keep up with them, performing tricks and flips while staying hidden from prying eyes. Of course, he can just teleport, but where's the fun in that?

Because of this, he's experimental, and hanging out with Klefty off-work has invited him to a long line of adventures of his own. He's just gonna have to not go crazy with the excitement.