Buddy Land. I don’t have much to say about the location except for the ludicrously cheap animatronic there: Buddy.

Described by the owner as a “kangaroo cat”, it was clearly an oversized Muppet head draped above orange tarp. Most obvious is the wooden board with wheels slowly wheeling it around as random voice lines voiced by Microsoft Sam are played.

Accusations that the owner spent the FreddysPlus budget on his own stuff sprang up immediately following its opening. Miraculously though, if you check the owner’s tax filings, literally all of the budget did, in fact, get used for the building. A large sum of that budget went into Buddy himself, making it even more mysterious.

Speculation if development had to be restarted after an undocumented disaster are rampant after the filing’s publication, and without anyone knowing where the owner is right now created a pit of mystery ripe for conspiracies.

Somehow, every Freddy’s is just one thing after another.