I've traveled this whole multiverse from Genshin to Fable

I've seen Bigfoot in Vice City, a PS1 game sans Jungle

I've heard a funny shooter without any Whedon quip

And I've played a filling Sonic game with satisfying trips

Saw Bubsy gain fame and a good EA game

B u t ‎ I ' v e ‎ n e v e r ‎ m e t ‎ a ‎ n i c e ‎ N i n t e‎ n d o‎ ‎ f a n

I once played a team shooter that's seen without disdain

I saw someone announce a remake that respected the whole game

I know a Discord server that hasn't groomed a child

I know a Kirby game with lore that actually went wild

I've met a normal stan, and a PS5 fan

B u t ‎ I ' v e ‎ n e v e r ‎ m e t ‎ a ‎ n i c e ‎ N i n t e‎ n d o‎ ‎ f a n

I've seen a pedo creator get their actions all exposed

And their fans actually decided to demand their channel closed

I saw an indie dev admit that they were acting wrong

I've even heard a decent non-electric fandom song

I've seen a fan sequel that's made by good people

B u t ‎ I ' v e ‎ n e v e r ‎ m e t ‎ a ‎ n i c e ‎ N i n t e‎ n d o‎ ‎ f a n

I've looked under a truck and discovered David Cage

He gave me a script without a misogynistic page

I know a movie game where the cutscenes are conserved

I met a man named Molyneux who's honest to his word

I've seen mascot horror, and there actually is horror

A n d ‎ I ' v e ‎ n e v e r ‎ m e t ‎ a ‎ n i c e ‎ N i n t e‎ n d o‎ ‎ f a n