Hey Jake, it’s Greg. Now, isn’t it exciting that you get to spend a whole week on a deserted island? Okay, uh, obviously Lisa told you why you’re really here, so let’s not repeat ourselves.

You might’ve already met Dohna. She was actually our latest hire before you arrived. Don’t let her hear this, but she’s a real sweetheart–she really didn’t want you to come to the island. Kept saying it’d be dangerous for you, but I’m sure you can handle a bunch of docile creatures.

Speaking of, they should be getting awake right around this hour. Yeah, they’re a real creepy bunch, but me and my team have been around them long enough to know they don’t mean any harm.

Also, if you’re still the only one listening to this, try shutting off a camera with the tablet on your desk. It always freaks Dohna out and causes her to investigate. It’s really funny. Don’t worry about it breaking -- the camera will just restart, so think of it as cleaning any overflow data.

Talk to you in the morning, champ.