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Guys what one's your favorite Tuco: GET OUT

But in all seriousness guys, this is like Lore Central. Vine boom Like oh my god guys, this is serious deep storytelling. Huh cat I'm telling you, like, if Banban 1 didn't get you, then Banban 2 will. And if Banban 2 didn't get you, then Banban 3 will. And if Banban 3 didn't get you, then Banban 4 will. And if Banban 4 didn't get you, then Banban 6 will. And if Banban 6 didn't get you, then Banban Punchrush will. And if Banban Punchrush didn't get you, then Banban 7 will. YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG And if Banban 7 didn't get you, then Banban O will. And if Banban O didn't get you, then Banban 8 will. And if Banban 8 didn't get you, then the next upcoming games totally will, you just have to see it through to the end

lmfao Tuco: GET OUT

But really guys, this world is truly salvaged from how it was perceived in Banban 1. I mean, you've got experiments. Huh cat This has never been done before! MLG Guy: Wow! And the designs truly get better the deeper you go in. I'm telling you, it's the next Five Nights at Freddy's in how it revolutionizes Mascot Horror in progression and advancements. I mean really guys, Banban thinks he's Uhman Adam? Huh cat This mistaken identity thing is so new and innovates Mascot Horror storytelling

This actually reminds me of my own Mascot Horror idea where it's, like, so META. I mean, so meta in that it subverts expectations. Like, you expect it to be your usual family friendly fare, but then Huh cat AAAA A CHILD IS BURNING IN A VAT OF BOILING OIL. It'll be so unexpected and subersive really. Maybe I'll call it Harkman's Funland oh my godd bruhh BOOM Who invited this guy

But being serious guys, Banban truly is an underrated gem that really deserves the praise it deserves anime girl: wooow!! and, if I gotta be serious guys, deserves a pillar in the Mascot Horror Hall of Fame

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Thank you all SO much for reading, I've been Kling-Klang and I'll see you all next time!

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Opila Bird

Opila Bird


BIRD UP, HAHAHAHAHA

Jumbo Josh

Jumbo Josh


Brah bruhhhh ohhhh my godd BRUH

Banbaleena

Banbaleena


Hehe swiggety swooty

Banban

Banban


Guys this is awesome Banban

Captain Fiddles

Captain Fiddles


Yarr he be searching for booty

Stinger Flynn

Stinger Flynn


I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going