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Kirby

Monitored by: Klar & Kling-Klang

You will not, shall not, must not ever put me in a co-assignment with Kling-Klang ever again. I will burn down the Klunscouncil if I have to hang out with another slimy self-absorbed douchenozzle that believes insults pave the way for improvement. The rest of the report is secondarily important in comparison; if you want the Klunscouncil to succeed, either have Kling-Klang improve in his attitude or melt him back down into a God Material construct where his conscious will melt away among a sea of possibilities.

Moving on. Infiltration went successful; we were simple seen as another strange species in this strange world of dreams and whatnot. The subjects chosen to visualize happily accepted our offers so there was no need for any discreet espionage. Kling-Klang's moderate pattern of insults created some bumps along the road, but I believe we've done the best we could.

Kirby's Dream Land

Kirby Where do you suppose its legs went?	Kirby (White) If a Boo made love with a balloon...	Kirby (Red) Red? Sure, red
Kirby No reliable way to choke this circle!	Waddle Dee It just stared at us like this	Bronto Burt Circles are key
Cappy You think I can eat his hat in one bite?	Grizzo This is athleticism	Poppy Bros. Jr. Devastation
Twizzy Don't live so red-nosed, little birdy	Whispy Woods Still breathing, and that's the most important thing	Kracko Still hating, and that's the most important thing
Lololo Where did you come from?	Lalala Where did YOU come from?	King Dedede A belly to last millennia
Koozer A strange shape	Blopper An even stranger shape. You okay?	Tookey They don't call him Tookey for nuthin'!
	Green Greens Fresh breezes and Green