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Paramount's Sonic the Hedgehog

Monitored by: Quickness & Live-Kluns

This was my first time working with Live-Kluns. Our assigned worlds are very much separated, with worlds that might need my co-assignment being passed over to Mr. Kluns instead. Honestly, I wish it stayed that way after we were done with this assignment. Live-Kluns is... odd to work with.

Perhaps it's his eloquent way of phrasing stuff contrasting his child-like body, maybe it's the way he's actively trying to infiltrate his worlds in some more direct ways, or maybe he's just dang creepy!! As we were planning our infiltration, Live gave several pointers as to how my form should look like. He was very proddy with me; the texture of my fur, the shape of my eyes, I looked... not myself after that make-up. Live even made a picture to commemorate the moment. Ugh, just, look at this Klunsgoddess

I'm not sure where he got the camera.

As we walked to Green Hills, Montana, I noticed Live didn't even discuss a plan on how to approach these characters. From my experience, these Sonic characters could be anywhere, exploring, adventuring, etc. So I asked, but Live didn't say anything as we just kept on moving. Right. We reached the Wachowski household and I stopped walking, but Live just kept going and reached their backyard.

Tadaa, they were there, doing pretty much nothing. Sonic was sitting, Tails was also sitting, and I could see Knuckles far off in the distance doing... something. Suddenly, Live-Kluns broke out into performance, widening his arms and goin all goo-goo for Sonic and friends. He said we were big fans of them and asked if we could draw them. Sonic said something like "Woah, hold on, wait, are you the Men In Black or something? Is Will Smith with you?" But then Knuckles landed and said like "Ah, these are brave historians desiring to record strong warriors such as myself," before striking the pose we drew below. Sonic and Tails didn't object and just followed along?? None of them questioned my appearance, by the way. As I was sketching out Tails, Live calmly said "I'll explain" before continuing to quietly draw.

We said our farewells after showing them our stuff and Live motioned for me to head to Mean Bean Coffee Café. The business was probably under new ownership. As we were headed there, Live finally started to confess about why he did what he did. Namely, something he's calling 'Writer World'. He demonstrated this by grabbing me by the shoulder, motioned me inside the café, then ordered two cups of laté. The barista there then said something like "Sure, I'll go grab a cup for the young child and weird bear creature," before walking away.

When we got our cups, Live went into full detail about what 'Writer World' is. Realistically, that barista and the others were supposed to freak out at seeing an alien creature like myself, but because the Creators above wanted to be funny, and Live acted out very bizarrely, they instead were forced to bounce off of his craziness by acting very nonchalant, thus out-of-character for the sake of a 'punchline'. Live has been through many worlds where the characters are just mouthpieces for the writers rather than characters and knew that this world fitted his criteria of a subsection of worlds he called 'Writer Worlds'. I asked more about this, but he didn't answer and continued drinking his laté.

When he finished, he turned the topic around to me and said why I didn't know this is because my worlds are usually told without dialogue, hence without any writer needing to insert themselves to setup a gag. I kind of deflected back by saying I did recognize it (I didn't before this) by bringing up the Sonic Boom world I used to be assigned to. I mentioned Tomatopotamus, Knuckles' feminist speech, Knuckles putting a baby in a blender, etc. Live smiled wider as I gave examples, so I stopped giving them. He praised me for being a fast learner, paid for the laté, said that I "now know how this works," before teleporting away. The barista said "Sure, we have a second teleporter this month."

My experience working with Live has shook me, but I am now curious what other stuff he's learnt documenting worlds. Goddess, if you're reading this, can you give me access to some of Live's reports? I'd be happy reading them and it could help me when it comes to future documentations. Regarding future co-assignments with Live, I'd like that to be minimized due to the events of this report.