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Plants vs. Zombies

Monitored by: Kaylee

Yeah, I'm just as confused as you when I got assigned to look at this world. I'm not complaining; you get a bit tired after all the sex and violence. This was just sudden.

This world is in a constant back-and-forth between the sides of the Plants led by 'Crazy Dave', and the sides of the Zombies led by Dr. Zomboss. It's all a pretty silly war, nothing much to take seriously, so I could take the time to carefully plan out my moves.

Integration went smooth. Crazy Dave actually started me off with some plant seeds when he first saw me. Apparently he saw some potential in me, so sure whatever. I played along infront of my own lawn and, well, it was pretty fun strategizing. Gotta start off with the Sunflowers, place some basic Peashooters that don't cost too much sun. When you've got enough Sun, you can then place some Fume-Shrooms infront because their shots can pass through Screen Door Zombies, protect them with a Pumpkin, upgrade them into a Gloom-shroom, place some Magnet-shrooms behind the Gloom-shrooms so any Ladder Zombies don't climb over them, move all the Zombies in one row with Garl-

Bahahahaha! Okay, okay, reel back in. Okay. Oh my god what's wrong with me? Haha... Uh, drawing the Plants went easy because they're Plants. Cherry Bombs were very volatile, so I had to be fairly careful with them. Zombies didn't prove much of a problem as well. I could start yapping on about my strategy again, but that's not part of this report.

Peashooter Still quite useful even after getting all those plant seeds	Zombie Still managed to get a good shot of him despite being pelted with every ammo under the sun	Sunflower Also still useful
Flag Zombie Doesn't affect much	Cherry Bomb Better than using a Doom-shroom, that's for sure	Conehead Zombie Useless piece of plastic when you've got a Fume-shroom
Wall-nut I only really used this to stall for Sun	Potato Mine See Wall-nut	Snow Pea I rarely use this
Chomper Such a funny 1-hit kill that you can then unearth	Repeater Very useful	Puff-shroom This one's literally free to use
Sun-shroom Either let it grow or replace it with Sunflowers if you don't got time	Fume-shroom Overpowered	Grave Buster I sometimes accidentally use up all my Suns using this
Hypno-shroom I have never used this.	Scaredy-shroom Neither this as well	Ice-shroom And this. I only used this against Zomboss
Doom-shroom Hefty sacrifice use	Lily Pad This is pretty much required, but I sparingly use it	Squash This is very funny to use to squish multiple Zombies at once
Threepeater I have rarely used this	Tangle Kelp It's very fun to build up a row of these	Jalapeno I've rarely useed this, but it's actually pretty important
Spikeweed In damage sponge situations, I use this	Torchwood Now this is very incredible to use in conjunction with Gatling Peas	Tall-nut I also don't quite remember using this all that much
Sea-shroom They're free so no harm in using them	Plantern I kinda had to use them	Cactus I rarely use this and let the lawnmower do its work
Blover Only built for Balloon Zombies, and that's the only reason to use them	Split Pea I have rarely used this	Starfruit I have rarely used this
Pumpkin Overpowered	Magnet-shroom This as well. The recharge time is very quick with these	Cabbage-pult I have rarely used this
Flower Pot Yeah these are important of course	Kernel-pult Useful in some spare moments	Coffee Bean Ah, the coup de grace
Garlic These are very fun to use if you're in a manipulative mood	Umbrella Leaf I place these close to my row of Magnet-shrooms	Marigold I really don't need to use this
Melon-pult This is quite fun to use	Gatling Pea This is only useful in Survival Mode	Twin Sunflower I don't ever remember using this
	Peashooter Oh those are from the Garden Warfare