Monitored by: Live-Kluns & Kling-Klang |
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Live-Kluns logging here. Working with Kling-Klang was absolutely horrible here. I know he's toy-themed, so he's put in charge of a toy-themed world, but I don't get why I am supposed to tag along. He's been unabashedly rude to me, insulting how fast I need to move, the objects I pick up, how I draw. There was nothing to eat either for me to distract myself. Klunsgoddess, I hope you'll atleast warn him to stop acting this way to me or anyone else he'll be working with.
Anyway, this world is mainly focused on Playtime Co., a toy company that went defunct as the 21st Century rolled around. Their toys used to be fairly revolutionary back in the 50s, but I can see the writing on the wall, sometimes literally when I saw what someone tried to spell out with their own blood. But no seriously, you develop a doll that can talk to you in the 50s, a toy that just hugs you in the 80s, and then just an elastic toy in the 90s. Clearly, innovation was happening in another department at Playtime Co.
The Bigger Bodies Initiative, Playtime Co.'s method of skimping out on hiring/paying human employees; can't pay them if they're giant versions of your own toys, right? Funny. On August 8th, 1995, a giant mass rebellion led by their Prototype below led to... well I can't even count the amount of bodies because they've all been dragged down into the depths of the facility. Just imagine their corpses, rigor mortis settling in, their rotten flesh starting to stick to one another. The stench... That's not even getting into what certain humans believe what happens after death; you don't pass on, your consciousness sticks to your body as you feel yourself slowly rot. Now imagine that as these toys start eating away at your skin, your flesh, your organs, your stomach acid that used to process what you just ate.
Right, the infiltration. We entered the factory before the ex-employee walked in, so Kling-Klang and I had enough space to scour the place. Personally, I very much enjoyed when we would split up--means I can't hear him micromanaging every single thing I do.
The actual Bigger Bodies were... fine, I guess. They believed I was a child and went gentle on me. I personally think that was for the better because I much more prefer integration rather than hiding this lanky body of mine. Of course I wasn't reckless; I've seen what they did to children when I watched that 'Hour of Joy' tape, so I needed to put some reliable distance between me and those predators. While the human bodies have long since disappeared, toy corpses are still around with some juicy fleshy organs. After eating all of the humans, I suppose they started eating themselves. Wish I could spend some time counting them all, but I'd risk compromising myself.
But yeah, next time please don't co-assign me with Kling-Klang.
Huggy WuggyDidn't notice anything wrong with him. |
CatbeeIs there really a consciousness inside this thing? I've thrown it around the room a couple of times but it's done nothing to me. |
Poppy PlaytimeShe didn't do anything, I didn't do anything. |
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Mommy Long-LegsAny further prodding from the subject and I would've permanently tampered with her. |
Bobby BearhugI can accept muscular names |
Bubba BubbaphantHis cardboard had the funniest scream |
CraftyCornPerhaps her cardboard's scary if you're a YouTuber I suppose... |
DogDayAs you can see, he's got his arms up because |
Hoppy Hopscotch"Come on CatNap, put us to sleep!" |
KickinChickenKickin? I never knew 'im! |
PickyPiggyThe stem of that apple looks like something one could break and become a choking hazard |
CatNapCatNap, you're such a lazy cat |
Cuddle WuddlyThe lavender-smelling lanky purple cat that helps put kids to sleep. 2021 OC belongs to Meowvyrn |
CatnapThe lavender-smelling lanky purple cat that helps put kids to sleep... Hey wait a minute!! |
Miss DelightThe idiot tried whacking me with some ball of pencils. I may have tampered with the subject, but that will not be reflected in the graphic. |
Baba ChopsGarten of Baba |
Icky LickyNot even Freaky Licky, what a waste |
Rabie BabyMascot horror slop like ours should flock together, you know. Like bats |
Allister GatorHey, little guy |
Simon SmokeNo comment |
Poe>they/them pronouns >"it's not a phase" in their bio >named after a poet who married his 13-year-old cousin at 26 years of age |
TouilleNamed after the dish, not the movie, but they were definitely influenced by the movie |
Maggie MakoDo sharks eat sugar? |
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