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Klar

Klar

Easy enough infiltration. You made me a star, right? These folk revere the stars. I can easily just roam around as a purple star and nobody would care. Hell, some may ask me for guidance.

I can't be bothered to add descriptions to these people. Just play the games if you truly want some nuance in these versions. Let someone else write them.

Donkey Kong

Mario (Artwork)

Player


He really was called 'Player'

Mario (America)

Jumpman


Turns out 'Jumpman' was a localization addition. Check any Japanese version--no Jumpman!

Donkey Kong (Sprite)

Donkey Kong (Sprite)


Whar a pounder

Mario (Sprite)

Mario (Sprite)


Ugly man

Pauline (Sprite)

Pauline (Sprite)


What a gal, piercing white skin

Donkey Kong (Intellivision)

Donkey Kong (Intellivision)


What a curageous gentleman

Mario (Intellivision)

Mario (Intellivision)


Looks like an interstellar mechanic

Pauline (Intellivision)

Pauline (Intellivision)


The alien queen!

Donkey Kong (Atari 2600)

Donkey Kong (Atari 2600)


Proto Domo

Mario (Atari 2600)

Mario (Atari 2600)


He looks like an escaped mental patient

Pauline (Atari 2600)

Pauline (Atari 2600)


Hi honey, I'm home!

Donkey Kong (Atari 8-bit)

Donkey Kong (Atari 8-bit)


Gravely unamused

Mario (Atari 8-bit)

Mario (Atari 8-bit)


If only he had eyes to see, or maybe he can see?

Pauline (Atari 8-bit)

Pauline (Atari 8-bit)


That's a cool dress pattern if I wanna be honest

Donkey Kong (VIC-20)

Donkey Kong (VIC-20)


Yuck, blue eyes

Mario (VIC-20)

Mario (VIC-20)


Is that a moustache or is he cursing at me?

Pauline (VIC-20)

Pauline (VIC-20)


She's not pregnant; that's just a very wide corset

Donkey Kong (DOS)

Donkey Kong (DOS)


That does not look like a monkey

Mario (DOS)

Mario (DOS)


A mossy birdman

Pauline (DOS)

Pauline (DOS)


Looks like we're in the jungle

Donkey Kong (Apple II)

Donkey Kong (Apple II)


Nice earrings you got there

Mario (Apple II)

Mario (Apple II)


This Mario looks like prime gender goals

Pauline (Apple II)

Pauline (Apple II)


Is that a woman in love?

Donkey Kong (Coleco)

Donkey Kong (Coleco)


Must a distant cousin of the Game & Watch family

Mario (Coleco)

Mario (Coleco)


Oh, if only I could pick him up

Pauline (Coleco)

Pauline (Coleco)


She looks like decoration to a wedding cake

Donkey Kong (ZK Spectrum)

Donkey Kong (ZK Spectrum)


Now what is this devious Donkey planning?

Mario (ZK Spectrum)

Mario (ZK Spectrum)


Is that an archangel?

Pauline (ZK Spectrum)

Pauline (ZK Spectrum)


Ms. Thunder Thighs over here looks like she needs some posing for a bathroom sign

Fire

Fire


A fire spirit? This can't be an urban setting...

Fireball

Fireball


The older brother, look how fatter it is

Construction Site

Construction Site


What type of building do you suppose this thing used to be?

Mario

Mario


It's him

Pauline

Pauline


The only canon Mario exes

Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong


I'm sure you'll be a lot of fun

Donkey Kong Jr.

Mario

Mario


What an evil man, locking up an aggressive monkey that could tear someone in pieces if left unattended

Donkey Kong Jr.

Donkey Kong Jr.


This monkey will grow up to one day go to the store for milk

Snapjaw

Snapjaw


Nasty piece of work

Nitpicker

Nitpicker


What a fascinating bird, I'd like to pluck his feathers

Spark

Spark


"Bzz, bzz, direct the flow of electricity!" That's probably what he's saying

Spark (Blue)

Spark


Do you think this Spark is more sophisticated?

Kuro

Kuro


This bird's hobbies include divebombing into Donkey Kong Jr.

Mario Bros. (Game & Watch)

Luigi

Luigi


Treats both a mouse and eldritch souleater with the same manner of fear





Mario Bros.

Mario

Mario


Are the sewers that slippery?

Fighter Fly

Fighter Fly


Doesn't look like much of a fighter. Get that repellant!

Freezie

Freezie


I'm sure he's a cool kid when you get him around the block

Sidestepper

Sidestepper


Side, side, side, side, STEP!

Donkey Kong 3

Stanley

Stanley


He was doing such a good job in Juicy Jungle as well. You know, before they got him

Creepy

Creepy


Teeth... Does this invertebrate have a skeleton?

Creepy (Dark)

Creepy


Drew a dark, fucked up version of Creepy

Beespy

Beespy


I'm sure we won't run into any other bug holding a spear

Donkey Kong Jr. Math

Junior (II)

Junior (II)


A palette swap of Donkey Kong Jr. Or maybe it's his girlfriend if you wanna go really far...

Wrecking Crew

Eggplant Man

Eggplant Man


Is it an eggplant spirit or someone in a suit? Only one bite to find out!

Foreman Spike

Foreman Spike


You're not black...

Super Mario Bros.

Mario

Mario


He really just kept this design for quite a while

Mario (Sprite)

Mario (Sprite)


He looks like an old man

Luigi

Luigi


Sorry Luigi, no official art of you

Goomba

Goomba


What're you squinting at? You think you're Klefty?

Goomba

Goomba


No mouth, yet filled with the urge to scream

Koopa Troopa

Koopa Troopa


Nice jagged mouth, grandpa

Koopa Troopa

Koopa Troopa


I'm sure your two-legged grandchildren will look at you in pity

Goomba

Goomba


So, is it a Gloomba now?

Koopa Troopa

Koopa Troopa


Green or Red? Who knows

Piranha Plant

Piranha Plant


Night vision genetically modified to detect overalls

Koopa Troopa

Koopa Troopa


This Koopa doesn't dare walk off the edge. Good survival instinct there!

Piranha Plant

Piranha Plant


Mean and green

Blooper

Blooper


Now that's a blubbering anomaly

Koopa Troopa

Koopa Troopa


Will this Koopa walk off the edge or not? That's the thing with being morally grey

Hammer Bro.

Hammer Bro.


How do you think he feels right now?

Koopa Paratroopa

Koopa Paratroopa


I love this chubby Koopa

Koopa Paratroopa

Koopa Paratroopa


Look at you, having a flight pattern

Bowser

Bowser


Now here's a tough guy. Come up, put your fisticuffs on!

Bowser

Bowser


This is what led to someone creating Giga Bowser?

Toad

Toad


Hide your belly button, perf...

Toad

Toad


He could never flip you off

Blooper

Blooper


I really gotta judge this biology

Blooper

Blooper


How are you doing on this fine day?

Cheep Cheep

Cheep Cheep


How's he grey? There's no time for that

Cheep Cheep

Cheep Cheep


He looks like a water bottle product

Cheep Cheep

Cheep Cheep


I guess you're a little chicken...

Podoboo

Podoboo


Glowing with rage

Koopa Paratroopa

Koopa Paratroopa


How you hopping?

Hammer Bro.

Hammer Bro.


You could be a little bit more angry if you tried

Hammer Bro.

Hammer Bro.


You look stupid

Goomba

Goomba


Castle Goomba. There was a name, but I forgot

Koopa Paratroopa

Koopa Paratroopa


Can't get much wind under these tough conditions

Buzzy Beetle

Buzzy Beetle


I know that's not a Goomba

Buzzy Beetle

Buzzy Beetle


Is this the illusive Goth Beetle?

Buzzy Beetle

Buzzy Beetle


The Beetles

Hammer Bro.

Hammer Bro.


You look finely destructible

Bullet Bill

Bullet Bill


Silly guy

Bullet Bill

Bullet Bill


Oh my god, he grew arms

Lakitu

Lakitu


Is this guy truly one of ours?

Lakitu

Lakitu


I don't know, but this cloud looks amazing to touch

Spiny

Spiny


For some reason you remind me of a racist caricature

Spiny

Spiny


This guy looks ready to be very annoying

Princess Peach

Princess Peach


Looks like Jerma

Princess Peach

Princess Peach


That's an acceptable hairstyle

Super Star

Super Star


You must promise you're a happy little star

Super Star

Super Star


This music sounds like something written by Casiopea

Mushroom Kingdom

Mushroom Kingdom


Mushroom Kingdom, here I come

Goomba

Goomba


Step right up, step right on

Coin

Coin


Guys, I think we'll see this again soon

Super Mushroom

Super Mushroom


Well, it doesn't make you grow infinitely

1-Up Mushroom

1-Up Mushroom


You're my uh 1-Up

Fire Flower

Fire Flower


Still effective years later

Super Star

Super Star


My supers got nothing with you

Green Koopa Troopa

Green Koopa Troopa


Are you stupid? Are you dumb? Do you feel shame?

Piranha Plant

Piranha Plant


Yuck, right from the ground too?

Red Koopa Troopa

Red Koopa Troopa


You should be redder

Red Koopa Paratroopa

Red Koopa Paratroopa


Stop flying!!!

Bowser

Bowser


That's kool spelled with a k

Toad

Toad


Apparently the worst character in existence

Beanstalk

Beanstalk


This thing loves getting climbed on

Green Koopa Paratroopa

Green Koopa Paratroopa


My green is further than you

Blooper

Blooper


Hey, fly guy!

Cheep Cheep

Cheep Cheep


What a chubby tummy (blowfish gif)

Lava Bubble

Lava Bubble


When it descends, it joins the hivemind

Hammer Bro.

Hammer Bro.


You sure love wielding that hammer(s) of yours

Lakitu

Lakitu


That cloud be chillin bra idc bout nun

Spiny

Spiny


But does it love itself first of all?

Buzzy Beetle

Buzzy Beetle


Oh my god, it's blue!

Bullet Bill

Bullet Bill


Where's your sense of victory?

Princess Peach

Princess Peach


Looking very catty

Princess Peach

Princess Peach


The cakes are delicious

Mushroom Kingdom

Mushroom Kingdom


Ugh, this place looks too rich with life! American animation studio, make it worse now!

Super Mario Bros. 2

Poison Mushroom

Poison Mushroom


Just because he looks evil, doesn't mean you don't have to eat it

Super Mario Bros. 2

Mario (Super Mario Bros. 2)

Mario


You're not that slick, dude

Albatoss

Albatoss


Well can he fly himself into a subsequent game?

Birdo

Birdo


She literally calls herself Birdo, calm yourself

Beezo

Beezo


Beeeezo, Beeeezo

Flurry

Flurry


How would you rate his friction?

Mouser

Mouser


I can't believe Mouser's dead

Cobrat

Cobrat


This snake will appear again

Shy Guy

Shy Guy


Imagine not changing him

Spark

Spark


He's black now!

Wart

Wart


Wart go invade a nightmare next time

Subcon

Subcon


You see, they're the people of Subcon, also called Subcon

Bob-omb

Bob-omb


Yes, Bob-omb, kaboom

Pokey

Pokey


It will move at any speed it likes, thank you very much

Ninji

Ninji


Beefy legs create a beefy attitude

Red Birdo

Red Birdo


You look like you need a new accessory

Green Birdo

Green Birdo


I guess that's the last of you sisters...





Super Mario Bros. 3

Mario

Mario


Your P-Meter won't do much against military forces

Goomba

Goomba


Looks like an overgrown pancake

Goomba (Red)

Goomba (Red)


I love the part where he turns red

Angry Sun

Angry Sun


He's actually just called 'Sun'

Boo

Boo


Who wants to smooch a ghost?

Boom Boom

Boom Boom


I was I that gave wings to that thing!

Chain Chomp

Chain Chomp


Chained for humanitarian crimes

Fire Piranha Plant

Fire Piranha Plant


Spicy

Fire Chomp

Fire Chomp


Bowser should stop hiring the self-destruct unit

Muncher

Muncher


Maybe Bowser should guard his castle with these things

Nipper Plant

Birdo


You will NEVER date a plant

Paragoomba

Paragoomba


You should remove his wings and then walk away, let him live in shame forever

Ptooie

Albatoss


I heard one of these is good friends with a group of Toads

Spike

Birdo


How deep does that throat of his go?

Thwomp

Thwomp


"Domesticated"? How can you ever contain a free spirit?

Ludwig von Koopa (Super Mario Bros. 3)

Ludwig von Koopa


He looks cracked at FL Studio

Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros. 3)

Roy Koopa


Did he ever keep these sunglasses?

Lemmy Koopa (Super Mario Bros. 3)

Lemmy Koopa


We must be living in some kind of Lemmy's Land

Morton Koopa Jr. (Super Mario Bros. 3)

Morton Koopa Jr.


But then, who's the Sr.?

Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros. 3)

Wendy O. Koopa


The O stands for Overrated

Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros. 3)

Larry Koopa


Don't worry, Larry boy, you'll soon find a suitable significant one

Iggy Koopa (Super Mario Bros. 3)

Iggy Koopa


Little Mad Doctor Jr. Gonna cry?

Frog Suit

Frog Suit


Must feel slimy to wear

Super Mario Land

Goombo

Goombo


I guess eyebrows are too much fur for this weather!

Goombo (Sprite)

Goombo


See, this is what the heat does; it roasts you black!

Bombshell Koopa

Bombshell Koopa


Rest in piece, idiot

Bullet Biff

Bullet Biff


His biff hurts stronger than his bite

Bunbun

Bunbun


Aw yeah, second bug enemy wielding spears!

Gao

Gao


Do you think he yells his own name when he spits fire?

Princess Daisy

Princess Daisy


Tanned, just how I remember her!

Princess Daisy (Sprite)

Princess Daisy


Someone should make a webcomic where she's evil for some reason!

Superball Flower

Superball Flower


Your clothes don't even change. What a bootleg!

Superball Flower (Sprite)

Superball Flower


Stare even harder and its iris will stare back at you

Princess Daisy

Princess Daisy


Say it louder for those in the back

Dr. Mario

Red Virus

Red Virus


I am very red and I'm mad

Super Mario All-Stars

Mushroom Kingdom

Mushroom Kingdom


The music sounds a bit different here...

Goomba

Goomba


He's absolutely beaming with joy

Goomba

Goomba


How can you pillow shade underground?

Goomba

Goomba


This Goomba has been specifically laminated for castle use

Grass Land

Grass Land


I'm sure the wood is for funny uses

Goomba

Goomba


Why is he staring at me like that...

Goomba

Goomba


Oh no he's turning angry

Ludwig von Koopa

Ludwig von Koopa


Still with that white hair?

Lemmy Koopa

Lemmy Koopa


Small fire, dude

Roy Koopa

Roy Koopa


Stay golden

Iggy Koopa

Iggy Koopa


Flame on dude

Wendy O. Koopa

Wendy O. Koopa


Ditch the lips, sister

Larry Koopa

Larry Koopa


Oh you're blue now

Morton Koopa Jr.

Morton Koopa Jr.


Nice star

Super Mario World

Amazin' Flyin' Hammer Bro.

Amazin' Flyin' Hammer Bro.


You'll fit a Peach game years down the line

Eerie

Eerie


Wow you're ineffective

Fish Bone

Fish Bone


With much patience, even you can hold up your own bones

Galoomba

Mushroom Kingdom


He was always a Galoomba, suck it localization

Jumping Piranha Plant

Jumping Piranha Plant


You think it'll ever get something?

Monty Mole

Monty Mole


Will there be a Phillip Mole?

Urchin

Urchin


Oh no, the horror, he's a different color!

Yoshi

Yoshi


Eat what you want, you can't eat the progression of time

Red Yoshi

Red Yoshi


It tried eating Magma once. Wait why is 'Magma' capitalized...?

Blue Yoshi

Blue Yoshi


Must be tough trying to eat anything without wings sprouting from your back

Yellow Yoshi

Yellow Yoshi


Yellow

Cape Feather

Cape Feather


This feather's quite windy, yoew!

3-Up Moon

3-Up Moon


We should reunite this poor fool's with its missing half for a 4-Up Full Moon!!

Ludwig von Koopa

Ludwig von Koopa


Yellow looks horrible on you

Wendy O. Koopa

Wendy O. Koopa


What's with the house arrest ankle bracelet?

Morton Koopa Jr.

Morton Koopa Jr.


You look especially horrible

Larry Koopa

Larry Koopa


You look like a prime candidate to be dangling on a dangerous lava pit

Iggy Koopa

Iggy Koopa


You too. Get over here

Roy Koopa

Roy Koopa


Listening to Blues now, Roy?

Lemmy Koopa

Lemmy Koopa


Hey, Lemmy, your balls suck

Blue Koopa Troopa

Blue Koopa Troopa


Must be aquatically available

Yellow Koopa Troopa

Yellow Koopa Troopa


You look nearly naked, put some clothes on!

Wiggler

Wiggler


Each segment is just another gender

Mario Paint

King Watinga

King Watinga


You look like a prime candidate for the woke beam

Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins

Wario

Wario


I gotta win

Carrot

Carrot


It can only give you the ears. God know what would happen with your suit

Yoshi's Safari

Jewelry Land

Jewelry Land


Greedy

Donkey Kong Country

Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong


How's your father?

Cranky Kong

Cranky Kong


How's your son?

Diddy Kong

Diddy Kong


From my perspectiv, all Diddies are equally bad

Candy Kong

Candy Kong


Tall lady

Rambi

Rambi


The Animal Friend that's popular!

Enguarde

Enguarde


The one from the level with the cool music

Funky Kong

Funky Kong


Freaky Kong

Winky

Winky


Everyone's beautiful in their own way...

Expresso

Expresso


Makes me want to have a cup of coffee...

Expresso (Red)

Expresso (Red)


Also known as Smokey, Flicky, or Papa Laz

Expresso (Green)

Expresso (Green)


Also known as Misty, Tinky, or Humpty

Expresso (Blue)

Expresso (Blue)


Also known as Ozzie, Bungle, or Rapido

Squawks

Squawks


Powerscalers will call this bird stronger than Donkey Kong

King K. Rool

King K. Rool


Aahha, aha, "Cruel", haaha



Hotel Mario

Pat Bat

Pat Bat


What's the difference between a Goomba and a Swoop?

Penny

Penny


What up, Sheldon?

Donkey Kong (Game Boy)

Bowbow

Bowbow


Poor urban crossbreeding

Rappy

Rappy


That cloak? It's on the mouse!

Dotty

Dotty


Makes sense it'd be red

Arumajiron

Arumajiron


Inhumane

Purupuru

Purupuru


Looks like an easy thing to roll

Faiachu

Faiachu


Unable to get a job



Sniper

Sniper


Watch out for your head



Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

Pink Yoshi

Pink Yoshi


Very cute, full of love

Light Blue Yoshi

Light Blue Yoshi


You remind me of the color blue

Purple Yoshi

Purple Yoshi


How many people think you have a skin color?

Brown Yoshi

Brown Yoshi


This is a cool color scheme

Baby Mario

Baby Mario


Don't let that thing cry

Baby Luigi

Baby Luigi


The baby in distress

Propeller Piranha

Propeller Piranha


He can fly

Wild Ptooie Piranha

Wild Ptooie Piranha


Hi, I'm Ptooey, Ptooey the Ptooie

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

Dixie Kong

Dixie Kong


Gotta have much talent

Quawks

Quawks


You're sure this is an original character?

Super Mario RPG

Megasmilax

Megasmilax


You only really know of him because Viridi once mentioned him

Chewy

Chewy


Yuck

Super Mario 64

Mario (Super Mario 64)

Mario


A prime candidate for internet horror!

Mario (Super Mario 64)

Mario


I'm using an experimental drawing style where it turns sentient. Is it staring at you?

King Bob-omb

King Bob-omb


A real bomb slinger, capiche?

Power Star

Power Star


Ugh, I can't with all these stars

Amp

Amp


I would keep this thing as a pet

Moneybags

Moneybags


Merch opportunity

Skeeter

Skeeter


Can I borrow your egg, Skeeter?

Whomp

Whomp


Oh this Whomp has no spikes at all, that goes far beyond domesticated

Bob-omb Battlefield

Bob-omb Battlefield


The war is a bit of a side gig

Warp to Hazy Maze Cave

Warp to Hazy Maze Cave


This shouldn't exist





Yoshi's Story



Kiddy Kong

Kiddy Kong


(Kiddy Kong dissolved into flesh tissue soon after the end of DKC3)



Yoshi's Story

Black Yoshi

Black Yoshi


You look like a better racial allegory than the Brown one

White Yoshi

White Yoshi


(Not truly white)

Piranha Pest

Piranha Pest


How would it roll its tongue inside?

Piranha Sprout

Piranha Sprout


My teeth...

Orange Yoshi

Orange Yoshi


He looks crunchy!

Wrecking Crew '98

Gotchawrench

Gotchawrench


Wanna see me throw him again?

Foreman Spike (Wrecking Crew '98)

Foreman Spike


Now you just need underbody strength

Donkey Kong 64

Candy Kong (Donkey Kong 64)

Candy Kong


Guys, she gives "melons"! Boobs! Get it???

Paper Mario

Paper Mario

Mario


It's Mario, and he's PAPER??!!

Frost Piranha

Frost Piranha


Stay school

Putrid Piranha

Putrid Piranha


Stay brbrbrbfbbrbfb

Mario Artist: Polygon Studio

Tube Creature

Tube


Oh hey it's the Winter log!

Mario Tennis

Waluigi

Waluigi


Stay where you belong, dude

Super Mario Advance

Robirdo

Robirdo


Oh no, the Mario gang have won over Birdo by using her preferred pronouns, time to Plan B (Birdo) it up

Mobile Golf

Foreman Spike

Foreman Spike


There's nothing wrong with my filename

Mario Kart: Super Circuit

Boo Lake

Boo Lake


Okay now go fly over there

Super Mario Sunshine

Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr.


Spit fire, weirdo

Petey Piranha

Petey Piranha


Finally, my own goopy clone!

Mario Kart: Double Dash

Toadette

Toadette


She HATES the union

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

Blue Piranha Plant

Blue Piranha Plant


You must love being blue, right?

Piranha Bean

Piranha Bean


Beany Piranha

Mom Piranha

Mom Piranha


Shakka, shakka, ya

Fawful

Fawful


Up until now, he'll be a mistranslation

Fighter Fly

Fighter Fly


You look like an '80s remnant

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Vivian

Vivian


Get that hat outta there

Mario Power Tennis

Light-blue Birdo

Light-blue Birdo


I guess the ring on your finger's a crystal, eh?

Orange Birdo

Orange Birdo


You can't all be married, right?



Mario Party 6

Brighton

Brighton


That's not cool, that's hot!!

Twila

Twila


An agent, not a god

Super Mario 64 DS

Silver Star

Silver Star


He's got a cool jingle

DK: King of Swing

Candy Kong

Candy Kong


"Donkey, my love, I've turned my hair into a bunch of banans so you can eat me..."

Super Mario Strikers

Yellow Birdo

Yellow Birdo


Are these all still part of the Birdo Sisters?

Blue Birdo

Blue Birdo


It's Birdo!



Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

Elasto-Piranha

Elasto-Piranha


He's too tall for this section, get him outta there!!

Thwack

Thwack


Red and Green are universal constants

Copy Flower

Copy Flower


It's the flower of two!

New Super Mario Bros.

Balloon Boo

Balloon Boo


Anyone else literally have no problem dealing with this?

Blockhopper

Blockhopper


A potential mascot?

Broozer

Broozer


Get that stupid boxing kick

Splunkin

Splunkin


Eat the pumpkin

Squiggler

Squiggler


You think I would crush a baby?

Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis

Snapjaw

Snapjaw


Michael, don't leave me here

Yoshi's Island DS

Bungee Piranha

Bungee Piranha


Surely you think your sports are insane?

Polterpiranhas

Polterpiranhas


A ghost of infinite possibilities

Super Paper Mario

Dimentio

Dimentio


Fine, go do a card trick

Mario Strikers Charged

Black Birdo

Black Birdo


White

White Birdo

White Birdo


Black

Brown Birdo

Brown Birdo


Asian or Hispanic, there's no need to panic (you know this stuff's organic)

Super Mario Galaxy

Rosalina

Rosalina


Mother...

Rainbow Star

Rainbow Star


This one turns you into gummy candy

Baron Brrr

Baron Brrr


One too many R's for me

Bouldergeist

Bouldergeist


He's actually a little baby once you get to know him

Dino Piranha

Dino Piranha


This one needs some more years in incubation

Fiery Dino Piranha

Fiery Dino Piranha


That's not what I meant

Flipbug

Flipbug


You think this guy's wings go high on the black market?

Goombeetle

Goombeetle


But is it a Goomba though?

Grand Star

Grand Star


Power siphon >:(
Power siphon, good guys :))

Green Star

Green Star


I am very green

Octoguy

Octoguy


You think it'll make a loud wet slap if I throw it hard enough?

Spiky Piranha Plant

Spiky Piranha Plant


Sumo do wa!

Boo Mushroom

Boo Mushroom


You won't see me eating this in public

Bee Mushroom

Bee Mushroom


Doctor Been

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Choomba

Choomba


It eats coal straight from the source

Chuboomba

Chuboomba


Not quite blorbed, just fat

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Stalking Piranha Plant

Stalking Piranha Plant


You are once again too long

Scaredy Rat

Scaredy Rat


You look like a prime candidate for a robot girl

Jellybeam

Jellybeam


My jelly is beaming rn

River Piranha Plant

River Piranha Plant


Hey, you can stop now

Ice Flower

Ice Flower


Those ice balls work day and night studying m3 classes to encase someone in a perfect block of ice

Ludwig von Koopa

Ludwig von Koopa


Are you truly a master symphonian?

Lemmy Koopa

Lemmy Koopa


Finally got yourself a hairstyle?

Roy Koopa

Roy Koopa


Now those are glasses I recognize

Iggy Koopa

Iggy Koopa


You're

Wendy O. Koopa

Wendy O. Koopa


The O stands for Oval (her rings)

Larry Koopa

Larry Koopa


Quite unbelievable I know someone that's in love with you

Morton Koopa

Morton Koopa


What idiot thinks you're a blabbermouth?

Super Mario Galaxy 2

Bronze Star

Bronze Star


Sorry Mario, you suck

Cosmic Clone

Cosmic Clone


Evil Pikmin

Pattan

Pattan


The baby spin-off

Peewee Piranha

Peewee Piranha


Why are you glowing? Why Are You Glowing?

Bulb Berry

Bulb Berry


This fruit will only tell the truth

Blimp Fruit

Blimp Fruit


This fruit will forespell disasters

Dash Pepper

Dash Pepper


And this fruit writes on AO3

Cloud Flower

Cloud Flower


You're not a fruit, so git

Super Mario 3D Land

Boomerang Flower

Boomerang Flower


Finally, there is a boomerang

Biddybud

Biddybud


Comes in many collectible colors

Coin Coffer

Coin Coffer


You look like a slick silly

Draglet

Draglet


Oh I'm so sorry this is how you evolved into

Peepa

Peepa


The ghost with the most

Prongo

Prongo


How effective do you think you are?

Wallop

Wallop


There's a Mario blog with your name on it

New Super Mario Bros. 2

Gold Flower

Gold Flower


A walking disaster

Bone Goomba

Bone Goomba


Hey! Silly!

Bone Piranha Plant

Bone Piranha Plant


No way, they're vertrebrates?

Boohemoth

Boohemoth


You look like a villain

Small Urchin

Small Urchin


Your smallness is just a scam!

Scuttlebug

Scuttlebug


My scuttle is cuter than your scuttle

New Super Mario Bros. U

Magenta Yoshi

Magenta Yoshi


(Only seen in baby form)

Boost Star

Boost Star


Good job, you stepped on blocks a bunch

Nabbit

Nabbit


God doesn't care about justice or what's right or wrong. God just likes to watch interesting things happen

Waddlewing

Waddlewing


You look reccuring

Goombrat

Goombrat


You look like a cool skull piece

Super Acorn

Super Acorn


Ugh, where's the Dog Suit?

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

Antasma

Antasma


Wow, cool lineart!

Super Mario 3D World

Ant Trooper

Ant Trooper


But then, who's the Ant Queen?

Cat Goomba

Cat Goomba


+1 point to Goombas having toes

Double Cherry

Double Cherry


I can circumcize

Mario Kart 8

Cheese Land

Cheese Land


Sorry I ate the track

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker

Piranha Sprout

Piranha Sprout


Didn't I see you awhile ago?

Invincibility Mushroom

Invincibility Mushroom


Couldn't get a Super Star?

Super Mario Run

Coin Rush Star

Coin Rush Star


Another walking disaster

Super Mario Odyssey

Bonneter

Bonneter


They have an interesting language

Burrbo

Burrbo


Now this is a weak slick

Gushen

Gushen


Help, I am encased in water

Astro-Lanceur

Astro-Lanceur


Stimpy, this reminds me of a Star Wars scene

New Donk City

New Donk City


You must feel so proud

Bubblaine

Bubblaine


Somebody poisoned the water

Paper Mario: The Origami King

Olivia

Olivia


You look like someone we can traumatize

King Olly

King Olly


You must feel pretty guilty if you think Olly represents you

Princess Peach: Showtime!



Madame Grape

Grape


She would've survived if Mario were there...

Void expeditions

Enguarde (Donkey Kong Racing)

Enguarde (Donkey Kong Racing)


Hmm... purple.