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iCarly

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This was quite a rude world to walk in on. Just, like, everyone was just so rude to eachother -- kept hitting eachother with stuff, leaving unconscious people on the floor, just complete weirdos that ask children to do some provocative stuff. I got hit on by an old guy while trying to walk from my apartment to the grocery store.

The main focus here is this webshow that's apparently all the rage. Personally, I don't see the joy in it. I'm sure it's funny for a lot of people, but the way the two hosts often abuse others and themselves leaves a very bitter taste after I'm done watching their live broadcasts. I'm sure that, as the 2020s would roll around, you'd see a lot of those video essayists make, like, a zillion videos about 'The Rise and Fall of iCarly' or 'The Problematic Imagery of iCarly' or 'Exposing iCarly (With Interviews From Past Guests)' even though these girls are like, what, 12? 16?

Infiltration went very easy. The doorman of Bushwell Plaza, Lewbert, didn't really care that a child was renting apartment 8-E and only a child. Klunscouncil funding went swell with paying for the monthly rent, or I just didn't care and manipulated him into not paying me anything, ha ha. Applying as student for Ridgeway Junior High also went well, with assistance from Kaylee acting as my legal guardian (she really likes doing that).

Since the iCarly cast usually record a webshow once per week, I either had the chance to hang out in this weird world or just time travel ahead. While most of the time I jumped forward, I actually wanted to know how the food here tasted like. Since it was just across the street from Bushwell Plaza, I tested out all of the flavors at the Groovy Smoothie. It's sweet. T-Bo was pretty confused when I drank his Jalapeño Blitz without freaking out. Apparently it's a 'one-of-a-kind evil taste', but maybe I just have a high tolerance to spicy food. He very much appreciated that I tasted all of the food though; donuts on a stick, turkey on a stick, bell peppers on a stick. He said he's never seen someone eat what he's offering them, especially if it's on a stick. Of course he also asked where my parents were or where I get the money to pay for all of this, but I just kept things a secret :p

If the forces above describe a food as being good, then it's reflected so in the world. What I'm saying is that Galini's Coconut Cream Pie was very delicious. B.F. Wangs was also good, typical Chinese food but it was worth it with the $10 gift certificate I got for helping iCarly a bit. I hated Chili My Bowl, it's somehow fast food chili slop and I stopped after my first spoon. The Cheesecake Warehouse prioritized amount over taste, so it was pretty boring to eat so I only took a Santa Fe salad and left. The burgers at Inside-Out-Burger were a bit dry, but they're very filling, especially if you take their nacho cheese salad.

Apparently filling your food with the coconuts in this world proves very delicious, because the Fat Cakes were also quite tasty. They're more creamy Sno Balls and I wish I could bring some. I actually had the opportunity to eat some of Spencer's spaghetti tacos, which tasted very wild, especially with the secret sauce he applied. Yeah, it was apparently quite obvious to him that I was living alone in my apartment, so he would often deliver food to me. I find that very sweet of him. He also gave me some of their year's supply of steaks when they won a Food Fight against Ricky Flame, so I ate those as well.

I stuck around for a while after Carly went away for Italy and Sam went who knows where. It took Spencer awhile for him to not cook such large meals since Carly and Sam were away, so I got most of the food. I never talked to any of the other iCarly cast directly, merely indirectly through iCarly.com, so I was quite nervous talking to Freddie and Gibby face-to-face like this. I only really talked to Gibby when he ran that restaurant in the school's basement, but that was when I ordered stuff so it's hardly anything personal. The most I got from them were just their future plans, talking about graduating, and venting out their frustrations of previous iCarly webshows.

Spencer's always had an eye for the paranormal, such as his belief in the beavecoon. I think he may have noticed I was otherwordly while I was helping him with some of his sculptures. Imagine my surprise when he would let an anvil fall on my head while I was coming over. In shock, I blasted the anvil to bits, but it turned out to be foam. Nevertheless, he managed to expose my alien nature. He was overwraught with asking too many questions that he eventually passed out, so I used that opportunity to just fix up the foam anvil, place that rope back, and exit the apartment to enact a re-do of the event. Surprisingly, he didn't notice a thing; I let myself get hit with the foam anvil and acted quite angry at him.

After I graduated off Ridgeway Junior High, I bid my farewells to everyone, showed some of em my drawings, and packed everything up. I hope that counter I left there will be of use to any future tenant. All in all, good world to eat at, but horrible if you actually wanna talk to anyone.