The world of this FNaS consists of a variety of worlds, but we'll be focusing on our main three: Earth, Mario's World, and Sonic's World. Earth is a great hotspot for extraterrestrials to move through and fro other worlds. Heck, sometimes they'll enter the Olympics and make things completely unfair.

Exactly!

Now, back in 1991 Sonic the Hedgehog came out on the Sega Genesis, and it was widely successful.

I love that ad

At Sega of America, they decided to capitalize on the success by creating Sonic's Fast Food Diner, the only diner featuring the world-famous Sonic the Hedgehog!

Wario turned out to be the secret owner behind that restaurant.

Nah you shouldn't be. Wario always wanted a game of his own back in 1991, so him owning the restaurant was one step closer to him getting a game published by Sega of all companies.

Yeah, we were pretty close to getting a Wario game on the Genesis. Of course, Super Mario Land 2 released in 1992 which ultimately sealed the deal of Wario being a Nintendo character. Nobody on both sides bothered to change ownership.

And that's how we got Wario.

But yeah, Sonic's Fast Food Diner was set to open featuring the star attraction Sonic the Hedgehog. But you know how he is.

Hates sitting in one place, wants to explore the world, the whole shebang. Can't have him being there.

Kids will notice if it's a robot as well. It's the '90s for god's sake!

So Wario... made a Faustian deal.

No man, Black Doom! From the Shadow game.

In exchange for some Black Arms DNA, Black Doom will return in 50 years for some powerful gems.

Nah he already made that deal with Gerald. He's making this deal with Wario, so name any powerful artifacts from his world.

That's all good fanfic material – hint hint – but no.

Whatever it is is not important.

But that will come in 50 years, so Wario was able to use the Black Arms DNA to craft a clone of Sonic, but he came out wrong-!

He's just capable of doing that.

This clone of Sonic came out wrong! He was yellow and wore green shoes instead of his rich blue quills and bright reds!

Still, this "Golden Sonic" was used and became the star performer of the massively successful diner!

But the DNA, o o o o h h the Black Arms DNA coursed through him! He was created by two very greedy men, both seeking their own form of power!

They explained in Sonic Battle that Shadow was born with 'Maria's heart'. Basically her hopeful ideals put into Shadow.

Golden Sonic had none of that, unfortunately.

They needed a night guard to help keep watch over this little evil clone.

Nope!

We're still on Earth, and why would Eggman infiltrate something owned by Wario?

Just a regular schmoe, name still pending, took on the night duty.

But then, S N A P ! Golden Sonic chomped on the poor guy as he was about to clock out!

That was the horrific B i t e ‎ o f ‎ ' 9 1 !

Yeah.

He just lost his frontal lobe.

I heard he then created SatAM, h o ‎ h o ‎ h o ! ! !

The diner shut down after that. Wario got a Nintendo game of his own, he moved back to Mario's Planet, and everything inside the diner was kept in storage.

Well he bit a guy's frontal lobe off so I think it's justified.

Alright, alright, it's a bit cruel. But what villain story isn't?

You know how the whole thing goes, "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy."

See you guys in 2015 at the opening of Mario & Sonic's Hero Pizza Palace!