Klefty
Reopening the place sure is a bother 10 years later.
Lefty Sonic
Why do you suppose they'd reopen it again after creating such a huge controversy?
Klefty
Oh
Y'know how Sega is
And the fanbase
They'll forgive anything
Lefty Sonic
LMAO
Klefty
Unfortunately, most of the clones had eroded, and Golden Sonic looked even worse for wear.
Lefty Sonic
You showed me how he looked.
I can't believe he'd still be alive after looking like that.
Klefty
Yeah
Lefty Sonic
His organs all sprayed out, wrapping around his body like some king's robe–
Klefty
Yes, yes, extremely messed up. I think I need to talk to Kluns to make him stop using royalty imagery in FNaF3-likes.
The only clone that could still be salvaged was Sonic, so imagine rearranging his jaw back into place, smoothening out parts of his body, and contact lenses.
It's a horrifying sight.
Lefty Sonic
There's no design listed here.
Uh, Klefty? Can you describe what he looks like?
Klefty
Imagine they kept the Sonic Heroes model of Sonic and just kept subdividing him and never Never Ever reiterating on it.
Eventually you've got a Sonic that can hardly emote, hardly move without his body looking like a squished balloon, have all the sharp edges sanded down, and just look like a slightly off-kilter mimic of the real Sonic the Hedgehog.
Lefty Sonic
Uhuh... In modern slang?
Klefty
...Like 2017x.
Lefty Sonic
Ooooh!! Okay, okay!
T h a t ' s s c a r y ! !
Klefty
This place ain't got anymore clone material to make fragile clones out of, so they decided to hire some humans.
Humans who, let me remind you, have no prior experience previously working at an MSHPP.
Do they know proper wiring? How Sonic works? No!
Ventilation? Nuh-uh!
Lefty Sonic
You said "MSHPP" earlier, but this place doesn't have a Mario clone, right?
Klefty
No Mario clone, but we do have a Mario animatronic to use.
The Toys were still alive and well, though a tad messed up and missing some limbs after not doing anything for a decade.
This time they're haunted by the dead clones of Mario, Tails, and Yoshi. Durable clones, durable spirits.
Lefty Sonic
You mean they even fought the fragile clones' spirits when they died as well?
H u r t i n g t h e m y e t a g a i n ?
Klefty
Yeah it was an entire World War. Those three fought off more than a dozen expendable clone spirits to possess the Toys.
Lefty Sonic
"More than a dozen"?
Klefty
I don't pay attention to the number of guards who died. Definitely into the double digits.
Lefty Sonic
Righto.
Klefty
Of course, Five Nights at Sonic's later and the building went up in flames due to inexperienced technicians.
The flames of disaster crumbled underneath our hapless clones. Would this be the end of them?
Lefty Sonic
No.
Klefty
Well yeah, but I like to-
Nevermind
See you at the same year for KFNaS4!